What's on the Bollywood Platter this month ???

Zzzzzzzzzz…………..is all I could hear in the theatre hall while the film Karzzzz was being SUPPOSEDLY “watched” by the minimal audience. I really thought that the “minimal audience” formed a part of that lukha population who either had too much of wasteful time or were born with silver spoons in their mouths to waste a whole Rs. 350/- for listening to HR’s ‘nasal twang’ or watching HR’s “Chinese Hair Cut” makeover and yet another new babe relentlessly trying to make it big in the Bollywood Circus…After these comments of mine, if u r in the pensive mood of asking me why I was in the theatre hall, well that day I belonged to the first category of the afore mentioned two kinds : didn’t have too much work to do that day, and my ticket was being sponsored by someone else……so, I didi’t mind…. Or atleast I thought so. I hated myself for falling in for the free ticket and weekend outing. Couldn’t I do anything better for those (now seeming) precious 3 hours? I could have well seen Dil Ka Rishta, Shaka Laka Boom Boom or Good Boy Bad Boy rather than see HR donning the Rishi Kapoor style, trying harder than ever to make it look genuine.

‘Fashion’ is a film I really want to see….ahem ahem… I have wanted to see over a million other movies in the past one week but none of my ideas have really materialized. The same goes for this Priyanka Chopra, Kangana Ranaut and Harman Baweja starrer. I don’t know how successful the film would be….Lets just say the “madhur Bhandarkar” tag promises a return for value.

‘Hello’ has already proved out to be a disaster, more like th book that inspired it viz. A Night @ the Call Centre….’EMI’ sounds decent, but I’m seriously in no mood of taking a chance this time…. I am waiting desperately….where are the reviews and ratings yaar????

PS : For those relatively ignorant about who HR is, well it obviously does not stand for ‘Human Resources’ (DUHHH…..) If you yet have the craving to know, he is one of the finest and best nasal singers (actually the only one India proudly has)….. The best thing u can do to a person you violently hate, is give him/her a DVD set of Aap Ka Suroor and Karzzzzzzz…… However, if you are found dead, ascertained to be murdered by that same person for the mentioned gift… the blogger and any of her allies are under no obligation or cannot be held responsible for any piece of advice provided herein.